Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little

One Of The Commonest Ailments Of The Present Day Is The Premature Formation Of Opinion.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

No One Can Feel As Helpless As The Owner Of A Sick Goldfish.

I Never Saw An Athletic Girl That Thought She Was Strong Enough To Do Indoor Work.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.