Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little

Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will A Lot Of Middle-aged Men.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

The Man Who Says "i May Be Wrong, But--" Does Not Believe There Can Be Any Such Possibility.

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.

Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks A Store Is Losing Money On.