Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little

It's Going To Be Fun To Watch And See How Long The Meek Can Keep The Earth Once They Inherit It.

A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.