Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little

A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For You As Long As It Doesn't Cost Anything.

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks Is To Listen To Them.

A Friend That Ain't In Need Is A Friend Indeed.