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When A Woman Says, 'i Don't Wish To Mention Any Names', It Means It Ain't Necessary To Mention Any Names.

If There's Any Literary Ability In A Feller, Getting Fired Out Of A Good Government Job Will Bring It Out.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.