We'd All Like To Vote For The

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

The Man Who Says "i May Be Wrong, But--" Does Not Believe There Can Be Any Such Possibility.