We'd All Like To Vote For The

None But The Brave Can Live With The Fair.

The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks Is To Listen To Them.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.