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Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.

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Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.