Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks A Store

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

University: ... A Place Where Rich Men Send Their Sons Who Have No Aptitude For Business.

The Rich Man And His Daughter Are Soon Parted.