The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

"why Doesn't The Fellow Who Says, "i'm No Speechmaker," Let It Go At That Instead Of Giving A Demonstration? "

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.