Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.

If There's Anything Mean In A Feller, A Litter Authority Will Bring It Out.

Nobody Works As Hard For His Money As The Man Who Marries It.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.

Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks A Store Is Losing Money On.