The Man Who Says "i May Be

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

The Longer It Takes You To Select A Cantaloupe, The Worse It Is!

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

Some Folks Pay A Compliment Like They Went Down In Their Pocket For It.

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.