The Man Who Says "i May Be

Making A Long Stay Short Is A Great Aid To Popularity.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.

A Friend That Ain't In Need Is A Friend Indeed.