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Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

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Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.