It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural Healing!

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.