It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.