It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy

Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.