I Went To Play Golf And Tried

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.