I Went To Play Golf And Tried

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?