I Went To Play Golf And Tried

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.