I Went To Play Golf And Tried

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.