I Went To Play Golf And Tried

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.