I Went To Play Golf And Tried

Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.