My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

I Have Seen What A Laugh Can Do. It Can Transform Almost Unbearable Tears Into Something Bearable, Even Hopeful.

It Sure Has Been A Pleasure For Us To Broadcast For The Sailors And Soldiers; Besides, Its Part Of The National Defence Program To Prepare Our Boys For Anything.