If I'm On The Course And Lightning

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.