If I'm On The Course And Lightning

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.