A Few Years Ago He Had A

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands