My Wife Gives Good Headache.

My Wife Is Such A Bad Cook, If We Leave Dental Floss In The Kitchen The Roaches Hang Themselves.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.