My Wife Gives Good Headache.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.