Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad

I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect. When I Was In Switzerland, I Got An Obscene Yodel.

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

My Kid Wants To Be A Prison Warden When He Grows Up So He Can Put Thumb Tacks On The Electric Chairs.

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.