Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?