Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.