Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.