Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother