Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Played Hide-and-seek. They Wouldn't Even Look For Me.

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!