I Looked Up My Family Tree And

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!