I Looked Up My Family Tree And

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.

I Don't Get No Respect

Last Halloween A Kid Tried To Rip My Face Off. He Thought It Was A Mask. Now It's Different When I Open The Door The Kids Hand Me Candy.