I Looked Up My Family Tree And

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

When My Wife Drives, There's Always Trouble. The Other Day She Took The Car. She Came Home. She Told Me, There's Water In The Carburetor. I Asked Her, Where's The Car? She Said, In A Lake.

On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids Out Looking Like Me.