I Looked Up My Family Tree And

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

I Come Home From Work Early One Day, And I See A Guy Jogging Down The Street In His Underwear. I Ask Him, "why Are You Jogging In Your Underwear?" He Says, "you Came Home From Work Early".