Mike Judge Quotes

Stealing, You'll Go Far In Life. Actually, There Is Something Funny About Getting Away With It.

I Like The Stooges. You Know What Movie I Saw That I Sort Of Discovered Late Was Jerry Lewis In 'the Nutty Professor'. I Really Liked That.

I Don't Think Any Movie I Would Do Would Be Too Serious Or Serious At All.

I Went To A Catholic High School And It Seemed Like Every Time I Drew Something For A Class Project, It Either Got Thrown Away By The Teacher Or Something.

I Probably Drive Casting People Crazy Because I'm Not Thinking About Actors So Much As Real People.

Why Should Every Single Character Be An Honor Student Who Goes Around Helping Others And Never Doing Anything Wrong? Is That Like The Rule Or Something?

Susie Lynn, The Producer Of Those Segments, Goes In And Lays All The Voices Over The Video.

Beauty And The Beast Seemed Like It All Was Really Brown. The Whole Thing Was Just So Brown And Orange And Yellow, Like Burger King Or Something. I Don't Think I Would Have Liked Beauty And The Beast At Any Age.

All The Disney Lead Male Characters Always Have This Kind Of John Davidson Kind Of Look To Them. They All Look Like The Same Guy, And All The Females Look Like The Same, And I Think The Guys Are Just Way Too Big.

One Thing I Was Thinking About Is That They Probably Get Their Come-uppance About The Same Percentage That People In Real Life Do. Basically, Stealing For All Practical Purposes Might As Well Be Legal In New York.

You Ought To Try Being Cruel To Some People.

I Actually Saw A Kid And Went Home And Drew Him. I Don't Even Know Who He Was. I Was Buying A Tv Set In Circuit City. I Was Looking At This Kid And He Was Kind Of Standing There, Staring Off Into Space. Kids Are Pretty Chubby Nowadays Because Of All The Fast-food Places. I Grew Up Eating Fast Food But Now Everything Is Double Beef And Double Cheese. So There Are A Lot Of These Chubby Boys With Long, Baggy Shorts.