When I Was Born I Was So

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.