When I Was Born I Was So

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

At Christmas Time I Sat On Santa's Lap. His Fly Was Open ! Boy What A Present He Gave Me !

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

I Went To See My Doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...i Told Him Once, "doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "i Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."