When I Was Born I Was So

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.

I Don't Get No Respect

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.