When I Was Born I Was So

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

Last Halloween A Kid Tried To Rip My Face Off. He Thought It Was A Mask. Now It's Different When I Open The Door The Kids Hand Me Candy.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.