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In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific, Especially The One In The Winter.