My Sister-in-law Found A Real Surprise In

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together