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I Like To Think Of Myself As The Middleman Between Fred Allen And Henny Youngman.

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.

The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.

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I Don't Worry Too Much About Sex Education In The Schools. If The Kids Learn It Like They Do Everything Else, They Won't Know How.