I Don't Date Women My Age. There

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card That Said, "take My Heart, Take My Lips, Take My Soul." That's Just Like Her. She Kept The Good Parts For Herself.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

Most Attorneys Practice Law Because It Gives Them A Grand And Glorious Feeling. You Give Them A Grand - And They Feel Glorious.

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.