I Don't Date Women My Age. There

Now That Doctors Have Stopped Making House Calls, Lots Of Patients Now Have To Die Without Their Help.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.