I Take New Years With A Grain

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific, Especially The One In The Winter.

I Gave My Wife A Gift Certificate For Christmas. She Ran Out To Exchange It For A Bigger Size.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.