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The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.

-Milton Berle

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The Problem With Life Is, By The

Milton Berle

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.

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