I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off

I Often Go On A Liquid Fast A Couple Of Days A Week. I Never Take Just Water. Instead, I'll Have Maybe Six Glasses Of Vegetable And Fruit Juices A Day.

A Closet Full Of Wire Hangers Can Be The Most Dangerous Place In The World.

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.