I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off

The Dining Room In My Old House Was Truly Magnificent, But By Far The Worst Room For Conversation. I'd Get Up From The Table, A Very Long Table, And Somebody Would Always Say, Paul, I Never Got To Talk To You.

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

As Far As Cookbooks Go, I Think Joy Of Cooking Is A Classic. I've Used It Over And Over Again. Julia Child Frustrates Me. By The Time You Get All Her Herbs Together, You're Exhausted

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.