I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off

I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.

I Wish I Had The Nerve Not To Tip.

I Laughed All The Way Through Love Story.

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.