List Of Alcoholics Quotes

When I Hear Alcoholics Talk About Having Their Demons, I Think That They're Probably Absolutely Literally Correct.

I Suppose If I Gave Myself The Chance I Could Be An Alcoholic.

I'm Ombibulous. I Drink Every Known Alcoholic Drink And Enjoy Them All.

I Once Had A Lot Of Hatred, Mainly Toward My Father, An Alcoholic.

My Admiration For The Phenomenon Of Alcoholics Anonymous Is Boundless.

The Only Thing I'm Addicted To Is Winning. This Bootleg Cult, Arrogantly Referred To As Alcoholics Anonymous, Reports A 5 Percent Success Rate. My Success Rate Is 100 Percent.

I've Been A Practicing Alcoholic And Drug Addict For Most Of My Life.

They're Like ''you're An Alcoholic.'' I Go ''no, I'm Not.'' And Then-apparently That's What Alcoholics Say Too, You Know?

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

Friend Of Mine Just Told Me He Used To Be A Bad Alcoholic. I Calmed Him Down. Told Him He Was A Good Alcoholic Just A Horrible Drinker.

My Family Tends To Be Pretty Alcoholic And Drug-addicted.

I Am A Recovering Alcoholic.