Food Was A Constant Topic Of Conversation

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.

I Have This Beautiful Antique Silver Wine Decanter That I Bought At An Auction. I Always Pour Wine From That.

When I Said I Didn't Have A Cent, I Didn't. I Used To Get Annoyed With People Who Said They Were Broke When They Had Five Dollars.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.