My Body May Have Been Abused, But

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?

I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember My Name.

Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A Spoon Or A Plate!

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.

I Think Basically An Actor Is A Salesman.