My Body May Have Been Abused, But

If I Ever Completely Lost My Nervousness I Would Be Frightened Half To Death.

When I Said I Didn't Have A Cent, I Didn't. I Used To Get Annoyed With People Who Said They Were Broke When They Had Five Dollars.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A Spoon Or A Plate!

Food Was A Constant Topic Of Conversation In Our Household.