My Body May Have Been Abused, But

When I Said I Didn't Have A Cent, I Didn't. I Used To Get Annoyed With People Who Said They Were Broke When They Had Five Dollars.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.