My Body May Have Been Abused, But

My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.