A Closet Full Of Wire Hangers Can

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.

An Actor Shouldn't Undergo Psychoanalysis, Because There Are A Lot Of Things You're Better Off Not Knowing.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.