If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd

I Often Go On A Liquid Fast A Couple Of Days A Week. I Never Take Just Water. Instead, I'll Have Maybe Six Glasses Of Vegetable And Fruit Juices A Day.

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.

Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A Spoon Or A Plate!

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.