If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.

An Actor Shouldn't Undergo Psychoanalysis, Because There Are A Lot Of Things You're Better Off Not Knowing.

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

I Have This Beautiful Antique Silver Wine Decanter That I Bought At An Auction. I Always Pour Wine From That.