If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd

The Dining Room In My Old House Was Truly Magnificent, But By Far The Worst Room For Conversation. I'd Get Up From The Table, A Very Long Table, And Somebody Would Always Say, Paul, I Never Got To Talk To You.

Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A Spoon Or A Plate!

If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know What To Do.

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.