My Father Told Me All About The

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

Some People Put Us Down. But I Still Haven't Heard Of Any Americans Trying To Swim Across The Border Into Mexico!