I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.