I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

To Give You An Idea Of How Fast We Travelled - We Left With Two Rabbits And When We Arrived We Still Had Only Two.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.