I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

Most Of The People Who Came For Dancing Lessons Had Rumba Ambitions And Minuet Bodies

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.