I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.