I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.