Not That They Were That Anxious To

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.