The Old Water Heater In My Dressing

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

Baseball Is A Soap Opera That Plays Out Day After Day, One That A Lot Of Elderly Women Watch Until The Characters And The Plot Becomes A Part Of Their Life. She Got To Enjoy The Personal Side Of The Players. They Were Her Kids. The Braves Were Her Family.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.