It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

I Get Upset Over A Bad Shot Just Like Anyone Else. But It's Silly To Let The Game Get To You. When I Miss A Shot I Just Think What A Beautiful Day It Is. And What Pure Fresh Air I'm Breathing. Then I Take A Deep Breath. I Have To Do That. That's What Gives Me The Strength To Break The Club.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.