It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.

As Soon As The War Ended, We Located The One Spot On Earth That Hadn't Been Touched By The War And Blew It To Hell.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.