It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

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Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.