Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.