Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip

I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

Some People Put Us Down. But I Still Haven't Heard Of Any Americans Trying To Swim Across The Border Into Mexico!

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.