My Doctor Said I Look Like A

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.

Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run Away From Home My Destiny Just Caught Up With Me At An Early Age.

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.