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Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin