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It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.