Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause

I'm Nuts And I Know It. But So Long As I Make 'em Laugh, They Ain't Going To Lock Me Up.

Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run Away From Home My Destiny Just Caught Up With Me At An Early Age.

Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery - It's Plagiarism.

Congress: Bingo With Billions.

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.