Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery - It's Plagiarism.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.