Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.