All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men

Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run Away From Home My Destiny Just Caught Up With Me At An Early Age.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.