List of Dan Harmon Quotes

I Really Like Performing For People.

The Most Rewarding Part Of Writing For Tv Is - A Year Ago I Would Have Said It's Just Watching It On Tv, It's Just Having Been Done With It And Then Collecting All That Energy.

You'll Be Perfect When You're Dead

It's So Difficult To Write Good Music. It's Also Really Difficult To Think About How To Do It Without Violating The Sanctity Of The Fourth Wall.

You Don’t Give Someone Notes On Their Performance At A Soup Kitchen.

'i Want To Touch People But If I Touch Them In Real Life They'll Slap Me.' That's What Writing Isit's A Gross Person Getting A Hug.

If Somebody's Cat Happens To Turn On The Tv, My Numbers Can Double. It's Almost Unrelated To What's Really Happening.

I Feel Like I Am A Good Person And A Professional, Very Able Leader Of Men.

I Was Raised On Nbc Television.

I Am A Collaborator With Everyone Who Agrees That I Need To Be In Control. I Happily Collaborate With My Loyalists.

There's A Fine Line Between A Stream Of Consciousness And A Babbling Brook To Nowhere.

I Love 30 Rock. It's One Of My Favorite Shows. It's Certainly The Gold Standard Of Comedy Writing.