No Matter What Your Heartache May Be,

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.