I Know My Limit. I Just Keep

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

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I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.