I Know My Limit. I Just Keep

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.