I Know My Limit. I Just Keep

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always