I Just Want To Be Known As

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.

I'd Have Avoided Some Of The Pain If I Could. Anyone Would. But I Wouldn't Have Missed Knowing Any Of The People-even The Ones Whose Leaving Hurt Most. In Fact, The Only Thing I'm Sorry About Is That I Didn't Meet One Particular Guy, A Clown Named Joe Skelton. You Know, He Sure Picked The Right Profession. I Mean, A Clown's Got It All. He Never Has To Hold Back: He Can Do As He Pleases. The Mouth And The Eyes Are Painted On. So If You Wanta Cry, You Can Go Right Ahead. The Make Up Won't Smear. You'll Still Be Smiling. . . .

Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery - It's Plagiarism.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.