I Need Money. I Have A Staff

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.