Most Of The People Who Came For

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.