I Never Kick My Ball In The

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.