I Never Kick My Ball In The

Milton Hope Led The Singing Of Happy Birthday ... He Would Say, 'keep It Sweet And Short And Don't Try To Be Funny.'

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.