It Takes A Lot Of Courage To

A Grandmother Pretends She Doesn't Know Who You Are On Halloween.

Before You Try To Keep Up With The Joneses, Be Sure They're Not Trying To Keep Up With You.

In General My Children Refuse To Eat Anything That Hasn't Danced In Television.

I've Decided Life Is Too Fragile To Finish A Book I Dislike Just Because It Cost $16.95 And Everyone Else Loved It. Or Eat A Fried Egg With A Broken Yolk (which I Hate) When The Dog Would Leap Over The St. Louis Arch For It.

Like Religion, Politics, And Family Planning, Cereal Is Not A Topic To Be Brought Up In Public. It's Too Controversial.