It Takes A Lot Of Courage To

Maybe Age Is Kinder To Us Than We Think. With My Bad Eyes, I Can't See How Bad I Look, And With My Rotten Memory, I Have A Good Excuse For Getting Out Of A Lot Of Stuff.

The Term 'working Mother' Is Redundant.

It Is Ludicrous To Read The Microwave Direction On The Boxes Of Food You Buy, As Each One Will Have A Disclaimer: This Will Vary With Your Microwave. Loosely Translated, This Means, You're On Your Own, Bernice.

Never Order Food In Excess Of Your Body Weight.

Phone Are Wonderful Instruments, But I Wouldn't Want Our Daughter To Marry One.