List Of Cleaning Quotes

What's The Point Of Cleaning Up Your Act If You Don't Have An Act?

I'm A Working Man In My Prime Cleaning Windows.

The Only Advantage Of Not Being Too Good A Housekeeper Is That Your Guests Are So Pleased To Feel How Very Much Better They Are.

I Love Cleaning. I Love Mopping The Floor. If You Need Your Floor Mopped, I'm There.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

Cleaning Anything Involves Making Something Else Dirty, But Anything Can Get Dirty Without Something Else Getting Clean.

My Idea Of Superwoman Is Someone Who Scrubs Her Own Floors.

Well I Remember The First Thing That From Coming From New York That Just Stunned Me And I Couldn't Understand Was That You Valet Park For Everything. Even - You Valet Park To Go To The Dry Cleaner. And That, You Know, That Just Blew My Mind. I Was Like, Okay, You Have To Pay $5 To A Guy To Just Drop Off Your Dry Cleaning. And So That, To Me, Was Nuts - The Fact You're Always Arriving.

I Cannot Function If There Is A Physical Mess Around Me. If Everything Is Falling Apart, I Go On A Cleaning Frenzy.

The Dutch And The Norwegians, They Are Known For Dikes And For Cleaning Up Water And For Dealing With Spills.

My Favorite Dish Is Cleaning Out The Fridge On Sunday Night And Improvising A Great Medley.

A Good Home Must Be Made, Not Bought.