Never Have More Children Than You Have

No One Diets On Thanksgiving.

Never Accept A Drink From A Urologist.

In The South Pacific, Because Of Their Size, Mosquitoes Are Required To File Flight Plans.

The Bad Times I Can Handle. It's The Good Times That Drive Me Crazy. When Is The Other Shoe Going Going To Drop?

The Art Of Never Making A Mistake Is Crucial To Motherhood. To Be Effective And To Gain The Respect She Needs To Function, A Mother Must Have Her Children Believe She Has Never Engaged In Sex, Never Made A Bad Decision, Never Caused Her Own Mother A Moment's Anxiety, And Was Never A Child.