Best Onions Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

I'm Irish, So I'm Used To Odd Stews. I Can Take It. Just Throw A Lot Of Carrots And Onions In There And I'll Call It Dinner.

Cigars Should Be Like Onions," She Said, Unfastening The Catch And Pushing Back The Pane. "either The Whole Company Does, Or The Whole Company Does Not.

If You Like Comedy, Go Home And Curl Up With Leviticus. The Writers Of The Onion Are Handed Leviticus On Their First Day.

Most Dear Actors, Eat No Onions Nor Garlic, For We Are To Utter Sweet Breath.

Vimes Stalked Gloomily Through The Crowded Streets, Feeling Like The Only Pickled Onion In A Fruit Salad.

New Rule: Tulips Aren't Flowers. They're Some Kind Of Gay Onion.

When You Get Into Statistical Analysis, You Don't Really Expect To Achieve Fame. Or To Become An Internet Meme. Or Be Parodied By 'the Onion' - Or Be The Subject Of A Cartoon In 'the New Yorker.' I Guess I'm Kind Of An Outlier There.

It’s Funny. I Don’t Like Onions But I Like Onion Rings. What’s Up With That?

These Managers All Know Their Onions And Cut Their Cloth Accordingly.

I’m Trying To Think Of The Last Time I Had Onions.

The Next Day, She Was Silent. For Breakfast, She Murdered An Onion And Served It Raw.

Like The Layers Of An Onion, Under The First Lie Is Another, And Under That Another, And They All Make You Cry.