Onion Rings In The Car Cushions Do

Some Say Our National Pastime Is Baseball. Not Me. It's Gossip.

Children Make Your Life Important.

I Will Buy Any Creme, Cosmetic, Or Elixir From A Woman With A European Accent.

After Age Twelve, Birthdays Should Be As Private As Hernia Surgery.

There Is Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child. ... Time, Self-pity, Apathy, Bitterness, And Exhaustion Can Take The Christmas Out Of The Child, But You Cannot Take The Child Out Of Christmas.