Next To Hot Chicken Soup, A Tattoo

Phone Are Wonderful Instruments, But I Wouldn't Want Our Daughter To Marry One.

I've Exercised With Women So Thin That Buzzards Followed Them To Their Cars.

No One Diets On Thanksgiving.

When It Comes To Cooking, Five Years Ago I Felt Guilty "just Adding Water." Now I Want To Bang The Tube Against The Countertop And Have A Five-course Meal Pop Out. If It Comes With Plastic Silverware And A Plate That Self-destructs, All The Better.

Seize The Moment. Remember All Those Women On The 'titanic' Who Waved Off The Dessert Cart.