I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works,

It's Rough To Go Through Life With Your Contents Looking As If They Settled During Shipping.

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

You Look Like A Normal Person, If You Can Find A Normal Person Who Wants To Look Like That.